Veterinarian

Are you a veterinarian who loves a good laugh as much as caring for furry friends? Do you have a passion for animal care and a knack for keeping things light-hearted? We're on the lookout for a skilled Veterinarian with a great sense of humor to join our team and bring joy to both pets and their owners.

• Conduct medical exams on a variety of animals, from purring cats to playful dogs, and maybe even the occasional rabbit who thinks it's a ninja.
• Diagnose illnesses and prescribe treatment plans—because saying \"take two treats and call me in the morning\" doesn't quite cut it.
• Perform surgical procedures, and don't worry, we won't ask you to play Dr. Doolittle (unless you want to).
• Administer vaccinations and medications, ensuring each patient leaves with a wagging tail or a happy purr.
• Share your wisdom with pet owners on how to keep their pets healthy and happy (bonus points if you can do it in rhyme).
• Keep meticulous medical records, because \"Fluffy came in with a bellyache\" just isn't enough detail.
• Work hand-in-paw with our fantastic team of veterinary technicians and staff to ensure top-notch care for all our furry patients.

Required Skills:

• Knowledge of animal anatomy (because knowing the difference between a paw and a tail is crucial)
• Skill in animal handling (we promise, no juggling required)
• Expertise in aseptic techniques (because cleanliness is next to dog-liness)
• Solid understanding of veterinary medicine (you know, the important stuff)
• Familiarity with animal husbandry practices (because every pet deserves a comfy bed and good food)

Nice-to-Have Skills:

• Kennel experience (for those days when you just need to hang out with a bunch of puppies)
• Understanding of animal physiology (because knowing how things work inside is kind of important)
• Pet care experience (if you've ever brushed a cat or wrangled a lizard, you're ahead of the game)

Join our team of dedicated professionals, where we take animal care seriously but never ourselves. Make a difference in the lives of pets and their owners, and get ready to share a few laughs along the way!

Job Types: Full-time, Part-time, Contract

Pay: From $200,000.00 per year

Expected hours: 10 – 40 per week

Benefits:

• 401(k)
• Dental insurance
• Employee assistance program
• Employee discount
• Flexible schedule
• Health insurance
• Paid time off
• Professional development assistance
• Relocation assistance
• Retirement plan
• Tuition reimbursement
• Vision insurance

Schedule:

• 10 hour shift
• 12 hour shift
• 8 hour shift
• Day shift
• Evening shift
• Holidays
• Monday to Friday
• Night shift
• No nights
• No weekends
• On call
• Weekends as needed
• Weekends only

Supplemental Pay:

• Bonus opportunities

Ability to Commute:

• San Jose, CA 95128 (Preferred)

Ability to Relocate:

• San Jose, CA 95128: Relocate before starting work (Required)

Willingness to travel:

• 25% (Preferred)

Work Location: In person